TamTu wrote:
Tamtu - Pretty Fly For A White Mage
Running time: 3.07mins
Size: 2.86mb
Original artist: The Offspring
Original Song: Pretty Fly For A White Guy
Backup vocals: Sooraya
LYRICS
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
And all the Tanks say I'm pretty fly
For a White Mage.
Cure I, II, III, IV, V, RAISE.
You know it's kind of hard,
Just to be a Mage today
Our hitpoints kinda suck
but we party anyway
So when we get hit we
just throw up Stoneskin,
But all the strength we lack,
Well we make up with our spells.
CHORUS
Hey melee jobs, don't be a gimp
You know you'll need a white mage every single day
We're gonna save your ass, and keep you healed
For you Cure III, and you Raise III
So if I don't Haste, just wait for me to cast
At least you'll know you can always get Regenerate
The world needs White Mages
So (Hey! Hey!) give me an invite!
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
And all the Tanks say I'm pretty fly
For a White Mage.
You need some good buffs
Not just any will suffice
I may not have Refresh,
But I'll I give you Protect V
Now cruising on my Chocobo
towards another party,
If you give me an invite,
Then you're gonna kick some ass.
CHORUS
Hey melee jobs, don't be a gimp
You know you'll need a white mage every single day
We're gonna save your ass, and keep you healed
For you Cure III, and you Raise III
So if I don't Haste, just wait for me to cast
At least you'll know you can always get Regenerate
The world needs White Mages
So (Hey! Hey!) give me an invite!
Now you got me an invite
So you're getting Haste now
You ask for a Protect
But I'll give you Shell as well
Friends say I shouldn't DD
Stick with healing spells
But if you need it, well-
I can, I can Hexa Strike!
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
Give it to me White Mage (Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
And all the Tanks say I'm pretty fly
For a White Mage.
Cure I, II, III, IV, V, RAISE.
CHORUS
Hey melee jobs, don't be a gimp
You know you'll need a white mage every single day
We're gonna save your ass, and keep you healed
For you Cure III, and you Raise III
So if I don't Haste, just wait for me to cast
At least you'll know you can always get Regenerate
The world needs White Mages
Oh the world loves White Mages
So let's get some more White Mages
And (Hey! Hey!) give me an invite!
July 14th 2008: And with the release of the BRUTALSODE, I post this lil song for download! I'm trying to make episode specific parodies whenever possible. They are previewed in the Star Breaker section of LBR! So donate
Linkin DARK wrote:
Linkin DARK - In The End
Running time: 3.35 mins
Size: 3.29mb
Shoutout to Eldalie for some tweaks in the lyrics to make it flow a bit better!
Lyrics:
IN THE END (original artist: Linkin Park)
It starts with one mob,
I don't know why,
I wanna kill so many things with a scythe, Zeid told me that
He designed this sword
to grow strong in due time,
with more blood.
that the blade absorbs for now,
from the mob's back as I slice down.
Watch me count down to the end of the day
To meet Zeid again
To become a Dark Knight
Didn't expect to hear,
I had to kill even more mobs now
Gumbah had said "another hundred more"
Sighed and just left just to kill some more
I kept all my anger inside and even though it took so long to get this job
Cause all the guaranteed e-x-p will be worth the time for me when I go and hit so hard.
[chorus:]
I hit so hard
And got so strong
So in the end
I do a lot of damage
Stole too much hate
And had to die
But in the end
It doesn't really matter
Paladins, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how little I try, keep that in mind
that I'll be stealing your hate, so don't bother
to voke at all
In spite of the way that you were mocking me
Just because I have really high weapon delay
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm suprised I got so --
Things aren't the way they were before
You can't even keep hate anymore
Not that you could back then,
Cause the hate comes back to me (in the end)
You use all your hate tricks and even though you try, it all falls apart
But all the guaranteed Raise III spells will eventually give you hate, when I hit so hard
[Chorus]
I hit so hard,
And got so strong
But in the end
I do a lot of damage
Stole too much hate
And had to die
But in the end
It doesn't really matter
I thrust my blade in you
Stabbed as far as I can go
And with this scythe
I'm gonna silence you for good
I thrust my blade in you
Stabbed as far as I can go
And with this scythe
I'm gonna silence you for good
[Chorus]
I hit so hard
And got so strong
So in the end
I do a lot of damage
Stole too much hate
And had to die
But in the end
It doesn't really matter
Tamtu returns with yet another parody! However..the vocal qualities are coming from my lovely Sooraya this time!
BUFF SONG wrote:
Sooraya Bareilles - Buff Song (The Bard Way)
Running time: 4:18
Size: 3,93 MB
"Buff Song" is about a Bard who gets told what to sing in the dunes. The original is "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles!
-LYRICS-
Head in the sand now,
And they tell me, to just wait here for a Raise
The leader's complaining, that I didn't sing.
You made room for me but it's too soon to see,
If my songs will help you here.
You're unusually hard to deal with.
A song for offenses,
And maybe accuracy too,
You mean well, but you make this hard on me.
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you ask for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
what the melees need,
But I know the job
Better than you do..okay?
If you just want experience
Then get yourself a Corsair to roll some, and I'll go...away.
Away.
I learned the Bard way,
And it helps you, party much better.
My Minuets will let you hit harder.
But your party chats, your help just hurts.
You can't tell me what I have to sing
Hello to disband button.
Convinced me to join you,
Made me think that I need this too,
I'm trying to get myself out of the dunes!
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you ask for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
what the melees need,
But I know the job
Better than you do..okay?
If you just want experience
Then get yourself a Corsair to roll some, and I'll go...away.
Promise me, you won't be bossy
about the songs everyone else needs
I'll have you know, if you are, then it's easy for me to say..
I won't sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
what the melees need,
So I won't sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you asked for it,
'Cause you need one, you see.
I'm not gonna sing you a Buff song,
'Cause you tell me it's,
what the melees need,
But I know the job
Better than you do..okay?
If you just want experience
Go get yourself a Corsair then,
I'll gladly stay and sing more songs when you stop bossing me around
to sing you a Buff song today,
Today.
THNKS FR TH MGC SPLL wrote:So a long time ago I said I was working on some parody songs. I just finished mixing one of them >.>
Download here (3.2mb)
Original artist: Fall Out Boy
Original Title: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
"Thnks Fr Th Mgc Splls" is a BLU themed parody about trying to learn blue magic, and being able to utilize it better than the mob ever could. I hope you like it! Hopefully, I'll have another one out soon.
Lyrics
THNKS FR TH MGC SPLL (orig. by Fall Out Boy, "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs )
I'm gonna try and get this spell (That's what Waoud told me to do)
Say a prayer and hope they use the skill
In case they pop too slow (let them use the skill! Let them use the skill)
And I want this mob to use it right
After killing thirty six before
As long as you got the spells
Blue Mage is really great
Better start fighting the mobs while you can,
One fight, and one more time
Give me the magic spell,
I just gave you more TP
I cast like you, only better!
One fight, yeah and one more time,
Thanks for the magic spell
Thanks for the magic spell
See, I cast like you only better!
I'm looking forward to the skillchain
that I'll do when I've learned your spell,
with Red Lotus Blade!
But I'm always waiting for you now,
Until you gain more TP
For special attacks (Blue Mage Spell, oh!)
One fight, and one more time
Give me the magic spell,
I just gave you more TP
I cast like you, only better!
One fight, yeah and one more time,
Thanks for the magic spell
Thanks for the magic spell
See, I cast like you only better!
Oh
They say, Blue Magic spells
are learned from Even Matches,
But they're all wrong,
cause Too Weaks are much better,
Get me Healing Breeze
Or get me Frightful Roar
I'm a Crawler away
to finally learn Cocoon, wa-oh!
One fight, and one more time
Give me the magic spell,
I just gave you more TP
I cast like you, only better!
One fight, yeah and one more time,
Thanks for the magic spell
Thanks for the magic spell
See, I cast like you only better!
One fight, and one more time
Give me the magic spell,
I just gave you more TP
I cast like you, only better!
One fight, yeah and one more time,
Thanks for the magic spell
Thanks for the magic spell
See, I cast like you only better!
Oh
Thanks to Selphiie!